BEARTATO COMICS

Introducing BeartatoHoopsSaleSidesRose-Rabbit PhilosophyThere's Something About These RosesHamburger HatThe Can of MilkSideburnsThe Super Treasure

The Giant Hot DogSmall Potatoes #1How to Draw BeartatoYour Closest Friends Small Potatoes #2 Beartato's Hero Beartato's Science Nugget The Perceptive Friend Recipe for Disaster Beartato's Website

What's In a Name? Reginald's TrickBeartato's Funeral The Void The Void 2 ThingsgivingThoughts on BaconIt's Trauma!Birthday TroubleA Beartato Christmas

A Beartato New YearThe ContestOut of ShapeForgetful Valentine Complainers Buttonpants I'd Have Gone with Pteradactyl WingsStrange Things Are Happening How to Draw Reginald

Hoop and Stick Day Money and Girls Lucky Hot Day Today Swimming Day How I Spent My Summer Vacation Danger! Well Snail Regfield

Reginald the Nuts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

The Disaster Series: Beartato TheoryThe StrangerThe TaskA Beartato Among UsTHRILLING CONCLUSION (for now)

BEHOLD THE WALL OF COMICS

How to Make Cartoons the Nedroid WayI Saved a Potato Super Day Orb 1 Orb 2 Orb 3 Orb 4 A World of Adventure The Space Ship Grand Fun Super Monster Killer Squad Adventure Super Monster Killer Squad Adventure TWO A Bayou Romance Fightman and Punchman Mini Adventure Nedronite and Jetpack Turtle: Adventure on Mars! I am a Potato

The Mean Butterfly Laser Eye Surgery The Insecure Man from Dallas My Stupid Piece of Crap Dog My Stupid Piece of Crap Dog Part Two: Electric Boogaloo Zombies Eat Brains Super Monster Killer Squad Part Three The Tri-County Karate Tourney (Part 24) The Zombie's Quest The Singing Lion I Am A Potato - Pirate Edition The Visitor From Space The Riddle of the Sphinx Humberto, the Hungry Unicorn Expedition at Easter Island Upside-Down Girl Upside-Down Girl 2 Upside-Down Girl 3 Super Monster Killer Squad 5

The Creative Process (How I Work) The Happy Shark I'm Gonna Eat Everyone Bird For a Hat How Photosynthesis Works Desert Island Blues Nobel Prize For Sure Earth is SUCH A COOL PLACE Space Visitor With A Purpose Zombieman Adventures Lincoln is BACK! ROBOT WARS!! You Shouldn't Skip Work The Moral Dilemma Fish Emergency The Ogre Attack I Am A Potato From the Future (contains nudity) I'm Licking Your Armadillo Winners Club #1 Winners Club #2 Winners Club #3 A Little Goes a Long WayAsk the Magic Eight BallSkippy's Story

My Pal FoamyThe Time TravelerFish! Come Back Here, Fish!Secret ShameThe Magic LampThe Mischievous Birthday CakeOverdue BillsShellsThe Periodic TableFauxalaChessThe Funny GuyEverything is TerribleDeath Knows Your NameThe Big DaySubtle? Not Subtle?Shuffleboard Comics about ShuffleboardHoliday Sugarcat part 1Holiday Sugarcat part 5Pizza's HereShow Me Your MovesGullibleWhy Was My Life Empty?Comics You Have To Think About A Lot: Soap SystemStakeoutWhee!

MouthwashHow To Do Comics Lesson 1: WritingBoomerang of LoveA True Story About My BrotherI Hate Computers, Computers Hate MeSmugI Brought My Animal to WorkFound Her!The Legends Were TrueSatellite DogKoolalaHope for the FutureHot Bug Cold-Blooded My Leg Hurts Bennicci Whamnesia Everybody Loves a Clown Drawn on a Bike Comics Heavy-Handed Lesson Comics: Arrrr! Jealous of Scott Bakula

They're All Gonna Laugh at You Crowns!The Contact Solution Gullible 2 The Intricate Dynamics of Interpersonal Relationships Ketchup The Time Tube Holiday Sugarcat's Halloween RescueSugarcat's GameHalloween Comics for HalloweenToilet HumorPresenting Boomerang Gun On the Beach Facts About Weasels Hams Ode to a BluebirdThe Great Lakes Pantsventure A Badly-Planned SchemePinata Man Dinosaur Warlock 1 Dinosaur Warlock 2 Dinosaur Warlock 3 Dinosaur Warlock 4 Dinosaur Warlock 5 Today is THAT DAY Summer Vacation - Robot Summer Vacation - Dinosaur Warlock Astro Bear

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Angst-Riddled Jack-O'-Lantern Best Friends Snarly Blue Dragon Amazing Red Marauder Conscience w/Pancake Foamy Kitten Great Scaly Monster I Could Lift a Bus Lobsteriffic Rare North American Tree Monster Weinermonger The Best Ever The Nissan Cantaloupe To A Flower Valentine Z is for "Zomby" Sit I Can Eat Glass It Finally Came in the Mail He Thinks He's People What What Attack Bear SMKS Ad Snack of Wonder I Drills Cause I Likes It Import I Could Stand Here All Day Beware Rollerbison This is Just Like My Dream! Please Believe Me You Know I Deserve It The Rare Tropical Butterbird

Neumasaur Igwanidon Three Dollars? "Honey, Do You Want an English Muffin?" Slowly Come the Deathmoose If I Had One Wish If I Had Another Wish He's my Precious Baby It Was Like A Werewolf, Only BIG You Can Just Tell So Much Empty Threats You Should Have Come To Our Party The Happy Zombie! Power Pickle Just Stands There This Guy, He Has Glasses, Right The Love Lightning Robot Robots Do Things Like This All The Time Times Like These You Got To Think Positive Made of Metal, Nine Feet Tall A Unique and Beautiful Snowflake Doctor Unicorn Makes Housecalls Mr. Dork in the World of Tomorrow I've Travelled Across the Galaxy The Bacon, Scientifically A Collection of Animals Barfing

Another Doomed Romance The Street Performers Anything But A Giant Pickle! The Number One Problem Facing America's Troubled Youth Why Do I Exist A Thing To Do With Baby Tigers The Wizard's Revenge Beach Volleyball Flowers Can Be Mean Too Tasty Plates of Bacon That Bear Keeps Annoying Me Unicorns' AncestorI Found My FriendHeroic Dash Madley Robot and Zombie Had a ChildThe Reflecting Camel The Wish GranterEven Dinosaurs Can Get Embarrassed The Scary Swamp Monster of the Swamp!Leonardo da Vinci and the Thanksgiving PickleIt's Your Terrible Personality, That's WhyThis Land Belongs to SPACE The Turtle and the Tree Scientists Have to Have Fun Too The Rabbit in the Roses A Monster Tells His Life Story to a Bunny I Can't Believe It Hasn't Gone Away Yet Leroy and the Lava Bear You're a Bad Unicorn

Yeah, But Where Are You From? You Should Be Nice to BatmanI'm Sure He Suspected This All Along It's Tingling... That Means It's Working Unemployment is Up Among Zombies No, Because Your Arms are Springs The Best SUV More Animals Barfing Not LadybugsThis Progress Report is DisturbingA Page from "Hot Dog Stories," And AnotherHilaritoons!It Must Be A Rough Place, ThenNot A Joke, Just A FishActually Not Based On A True StoryHe's Making That Hand Gesture AgainChildren Love Him, Adults Also Love HimThe Meteor Turtles Were Not From This World and They Longed To Go Back HomeOften I Dream of Talking ChairsGo On, Face the DangerA Man Confronts His Own Self-ImageWhat is Your Happy Place?Why Didn't I Make Copies?I Hate Birds Like ThisThis Tiger Sees It!Rudy and RexBlocko's Big DayI'm Still A RobotLarge-O the Cat We Danced

Another Journey to the Land of the Ugly FishThe Jungle Seems Weird TodayMetaphors for the Human ConditionGobble GobbleThis is ImportantRarrr!A Pony Washing a WalrusSentence Project 1:TrailSP2: ToasterSP3: BelltowerSP4: StretchedSP5: WindStars Are Out TonightPack Your BagsIt Turns Out Offering a Twizzler is a Grave Insult in Their LanguageI Should Have Splurged for First ClassAlways Wash Your MoneyFirefly ValleyQuieter Than I RememberedAutumn LeavesSpring TreesWinter DreamsSummer BreezeSo FarA Swarm of RobotsThe Sad Bear 1The Sad Bear 2The Sad Bear 3Magic GrasshopperUnder-What?? Maca-hoo?? Hat?! Ohhh, Starboard is RIGHT Wisdom Imparted Bored to Death The Triumph of Perseverence (with Muffin) Aiming for Vice Predator Self-Important Cloud Watching The Stone Tablet Northern Lights Free Cars? Come on, Ladies! A Page of Weird Dinosaurs The Long-Armed Cloud Eater Every Heart Fall Forever I'm From the Nougat Nebula A Robot Flying on a SwanSeashoreA Sasquatch in Underpants The MigrationHow Did He Find MeFly High PursuitTwo Strangers Meet in Passing Nice Hat Beartato Summons a Rare Beast How We Make the Money Dinosaur Warlock Brags About It Available for Birthdays A Drawing of Dinosaur Warlock which is Not Funny A Special Dog Fishy Fishy New King of Beasts Astro Bear and Kid Jr.

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You are standing in a forest. Birds are calling in the distance as the light begins to fade. You can't quite remember how you got here. Your head hurts. There are tire tracks on your face.

You hear a growl from just over a nearby hill. You can't be certain, but it sounds like it might be a Northwestern Face-Eating Weasel. You begin to run in the opposite direction.

Unfortunately for you, the Face-Eating Weasel is known for its incredible hearing. It senses you immediately and begins pursuit. Additionally unfortunate is the fact that the Face-Eating Weasel is also known for its incredible speed.

No matter how quickly you flee, the weasel grows ever closer. You know this because it taunts you as it runs. "I'm right behind you," it says. "Hey, I enjoy leisurely strolls too," it says.

Just as things seem their most grim, you fall into an underground cave. Lucky break -- the weasel is afraid to leap into the hole after you, because it has weak ankles. However, it is content to wait until you climb back out. That's when it will eat your face.

Your only hope is to remain in the cave until the weasel dies of old age or loneliness. Resigned to your fate, you light a match and begin to explore. It isn't long until you come upon an ancient temple, long buried in the earth. Inside, you find plentiful food and water, along with hundreds and hundreds of comics.

You sit down and begin to read. This might not be so bad after all.